There’s a fine line between support and stalking and let’s all stay on the right side of that.

Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN' SHOW. I totally shoulda took the road that had all those people on it. Damn.

Two things that matter to me. Emotional resonance and rocket launchers.

Make it dark, make it grim, make it tough, but then, for the love of God, tell a joke.

As we all know, blinking lights means science.