Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.

There’s a fine line between support and stalking and let’s all stay on the right side of that.

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN' SHOW. I totally shoulda took the road that had all those people on it. Damn.

Two things that matter to me. Emotional resonance and rocket launchers.

As we all know, blinking lights means science.

Nobody ever called me any OH MY GOD you mean that guy that one that set himself on FIRE!"

"As I said, fanatics."

"But he set himself on fire!"

"Centuries of useless, obsessive waiting. Makes a human-"

"HE SET HIMSELF ON FIRE!

"Maybe he was cold.