There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!'

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank.

What's fascinating is, people in Washington would rather spend time in Hollywood, and people in Hollywood would rather spend time in Washington.

You can't tell a kid that it's time to exercise; that's a turn-off...you have to say 'Let's go to the park and have some fun.' Then you get them to do some running, play on the swings, practice on the balance beam, basically get a full workout disguised as play.

We are a forward-looking people, and we must have a forward-looking government.

I told Warren if he mentions Prop. 13 one more time, he has to do 500 push-ups.