There must be a magnificent disregard of your reader, for if he cannot follow you, there is nothing you can do about it.

I don't have a disregard for my reader in humor pieces.

This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but to be hurled with great force.

He has a capacity for enjoyment so vast that he gives away great chunks to those about him, and never even misses them. . . . He can take you to a bicycle race and make it raise your hair.

Q: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

A: You can't hear an enzyme.

Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life.