There is nothing for a case of nerves like a case of beer

He was a wise man who invented beer.

And the bar tender says to Renee Descartes, "Another beer?" And Descartes says, "I think not," and disappears

I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine

I busted out of the place in a hurry and went to a saloon and drank beer and said that for the rest of my life I'd never take a job in a place where you couldn't throw cigarette butts on the floor. I was hooked on this writing for newspapers and magazines.