There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.

And behind every man who's a failure there's a woman, too!

I've had the boyhood thing of being Elvis. Now I want to be with my best friend, and my best friend's my wife. Who could ask for anything more?

Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.

All men [are] of one metal, but not in one mold.

My wife organized the Jewish Women's Caucus boycott of Moses.. wait.. ! I am receiving a correction ! My wife was the VERY LAST woman to join the Jewish Women's Caucus boycott of Moses!