I've had the boyhood thing of being Elvis. Now I want to be with my best friend, and my best friend's my wife. Who could ask for anything more?

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot

And behind every man who's a failure there's a woman, too!

Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.

There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.

My wife organized the Jewish Women's Caucus boycott of Moses.. wait.. ! I am receiving a correction ! My wife was the VERY LAST woman to join the Jewish Women's Caucus boycott of Moses!