There is definitely a pressure for funny people to be funny. People want them to perform all the time.

I never understand when people say, 'School days are the best of your life.' So it's all downhill from 16? How depressing.

There are a lot of funny people and a lot of unfunny people. Some of them are women and some of them are dudes.

Some people have the time but they don't have time while others have time but do not have the time.

I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing someone to lead them in a direction which they do not want to go.

People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case.