There are a lot of funny people and a lot of unfunny people. Some of them are women and some of them are dudes.

Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.

There is definitely a pressure for funny people to be funny. People want them to perform all the time.

I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up.

It's a great compliment that people think they're fast reads. It's always funny to me because it takes so long to get a book (written) -- for me, it's never quick.

When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of comedy.