There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.

Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, it's unplanned, it's full of surprises.

If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.

When humor goes, there goes civilization.

Housework can kill you if done right.

When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.