There have been, like, three auditions in my life where I feel like I'm in a 'Saturday Night Live' skit.

'Saturday Night Live' was the joy of my life.

Let me tell you why I suck as a sellman....

'Saturday Night Live' is live television. Nothing can compare to that.

Normally, 'Saturday Night Live' is about as entertaining as an ocular migraine.

My humor is a lot like Kristen Wiig's from 'Saturday Night Live' or 'Bridesmaids.' Quirky, off the beaten path.