Let me tell you why I suck as a sellman....

'Saturday Night Live' is live television. Nothing can compare to that.

Normally, 'Saturday Night Live' is about as entertaining as an ocular migraine.

'Saturday Night Live' was the joy of my life.

There have been, like, three auditions in my life where I feel like I'm in a 'Saturday Night Live' skit.

I met Adam Sandler through 'Saturday Night Live,' and we became friends.