There has been nothing more impactful on my life and meaningful to me than the introduction of Christ. That, hands down, blows away every joke I've ever written.

My life has been nothing but a failure.

'Terra Nova,' more than anything I've ever done in my life, is for everybody.

There's been nothing but discipline, discipline, discipline all my life.

So they talk about heaven, and I don't know what is waiting for me up there. But I can tell you this: Nothing will happen up there that can duplicate my life down here. Nothing. That life cannot be better than the one I've lived down here, the football life. It's been perfect.

I never in my life saw myself as a game show host. I don't want to be a traffic cop.