I never in my life saw myself as a game show host. I don't want to be a traffic cop.

I'm hosting a quiz show, but I never considered myself a game show host.

I was the worst game show host that ever lived, and I knew it.

Life is like a Japanese game show, cause you have no idea what is going on!

I don't rehearse on either of my shows, 'Family Feud' or my talk show. I never rehearse with the guests. I don't want to have any preconceived thoughts, notions, because that kills my creativity as a host and as a stand up.

If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being, you'd be a game show host.