There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)

Mark: When did you learn to drive?
Courtney: About three seconds ago.

I'm the terrorist, do what I say or I'll terrorize you.

The single best piece of advice I give to aspiring writers is to always write about things that they know. I suggest that they write about people and places and events and conflicts they are familiar with. That way their writing will be real and hopefully readers will respond to it. I try to take my own advice.

Hobey-Ho, let's go.

Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was.