There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate: when he can't afford it, and when he can.
Mark Twain
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BILL BRADLEY When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford
SAMUEL JOHNSON When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford.
SAMUEL JOHNSON When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford
SAMUEL JOHNSON Sir, when a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can af...
SAMUEL JOHNSON Mark Twain is as big as America. He really is.
VAL KILMER A mans life is interesting primarily when he has failedI well know. For its a sign that he tried to ...
GEORGES CLEMENCEAU A mans life is interesting primarily when he has failed. I well know. For its a sign that he tried t...
GEORGES CLéMENCEAU Relaxing, experiencing nature and laughing are what rejuvenate me and make me feel happy. I believe ...
SUI HE Since raised blood pressure is the major cause of stroke, the blood pressure lowering effect of pota...
FENG HE As a young child, I suffered from poor health. My parents encouraged me to swim, which really improv...
SUI HE I like to find old things
and I picked up that arrowhead
in tears, that broken point
...
LI HE These findings provide strong support for the recommendations encouraging the public to consume more...
FENG HE The average fruit and vegetable intake in most developed countries is about three servings per day, ...
FENG HE They are the Chinese heroes. I am happy for their performance and the result is not the most importa...
HE ZHENLIANG This will be conducive to the development of Sino-US relations and China's relationships with the re...
HE YAFEI The best way to resolve Sino-US trade imbalance is to expand bilateral trade cooperation. Restrictin...
HE YAFEI They are sorry there is no more Soviet Union and they don't know how to act.
HE YAFEI We are willing to import more U.S. goods.
HE YAFEI Even when he's making dumplings with peasants, he speaks memorized words and sounds like a People's ...
HE WEIFANG This is a critical moment. There is a lot of opposition to continuing the reforms as they are today.
HE WEIFANG I unequivocally state the wish that the Communist Party should become two parties.
HE WEIFANG The situation exists in almost every well-known Chinese university.
HE WEIFANG The government really wants to slow down investment, but it can't control local governments who have...
HE FAN The new managed floating currency regime is just an interim system. There is a chance of a further w...
HE FAN Eventually, we found that the situation there was more serious than what we imagined.
HE CHANGCHUI Part of our mission is to find out what kind of assistance is required.
HE CHANGCHUI A person doesn't die when he should but when he can.
GABRIEL GARCIA MARQUEZ In a museum in Havana there are two skulls of Christopher Columbus, Òone when he was a boy and one ...
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DANNY GRIEVES Well, as you know, there are many things in life that are not fair, that wealthy people can afford a...
JIMMY CARTER When a man tells you he cant be alone dont be surprised when he gets married 4 months after you brea...
STARGAZER He loved her because it was his nature to do so, but there were times when he could not endure her l...
FLANNERY O'CONNOR Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.
KINKY FRIEDMAN Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he
will not depart from it.
BIBLE Train up a child in the way he should go; and when he is old he will not depart from it.
BIBLE Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it.
BIBLE, PROVERBS 22:6 You can go into Mark Twain's material and prove anything you want. He was against war. He was fo...
HAL HOLBROOK He that will not when he can, cannot when he will.
SPANISH PROVERB I thought he wrestled a great match when he defeated Mark Brown. He wrestled smart.
BRIAN KAPUSTA Train up a child in the way that he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it.
KING SOLOMON When Mark Viduka is fit, there is no-one better in the Premier League at what he does and the two fi...
STEVE MCCLAREN When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.
WILL ROGERS Whatever the number of a man's friends, there will be times in
his life when he has one too few; bu...
EDWARD GEORGE EARLE LYTTON BULWER-LYTTON, FIRST BARON LYTTON Whatever the number of a man's friends, there will be times in his life when he has one too few, but...
EDWARD G. BULWER-LYTTON It's simple, it's not that simple; or life is simple, but the things in it are not. When a man does ...
CRISS JAMI Tell him,' the colonel said, smiling, 'that a person doesn’t die when he should but when he can.
GABRIEL GARCíA MáRQUEZ There was no justice in the world and evil men prospered. Kachiun struggled not to despair as he wra...
CONN IGGULDEN There were times when he just carried us.
CHRIS MASON There are so many times in one's life, when one feels he has nothing more to offer. But no, my r...
ERIC BURDON Train up a child in the way he should go; and when he is old he will not depart from it. Proverbs 22...
BIBLE He'll go high-tech when it suits him and he'll go low-tech when it suits him. But it's hard to specu...
BRUCE SCHNEIER There are times when a lover longs to be also a father and a brother: he is jealous of the years he ...
GRAHAM GREENE Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.
KINKY FRIEDMAN He who does not prevent a crime when he can, encourages it.
SENECA He who does not prevent a crime when he can, encourages it.
LUCIUS ANNAEUS SENECA It was messy, but he finished the game. There were moments when he was throwing the ball very well a...
CHAMP ATLEE There are times when you can get away with a chirp at the batsman and there are times when you shoul...
ALLAN DONALD I lied," I said. ...
"I know it," he said.
"Then do something about it. Do anything, just ...
WILLIAM FAULKNER Well when you cant sleep well you cant dream and when you cant dream well whats life mean
HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD Mark Twain: A Life
RON POWERS The writer probably knows what he meant when he wrote a book, but he should immediately forget what ...
WILLIAM GOLDING The writer probably knows what he meant when he wrote a book, but he should immediately forget what ...
WILLIAM G. GOLDING There were times when he could not read the face he had studied so long, and when this lonely girl w...
CHARLES DICKENS When a man plays with your heart it is for one of two reasons: He knows he can or he is undecided.
SHANNON L. ALDER A man can do what he ought to do; and when he says he cannot, it is because he will not.
FEOUDE A man can do what he ought to do; and when he says he cannot, it is because he will not.
FEOUDE When something really bad is going on in a culture, the average guy doesn't see it. He can't...
GEORGE SAUNDERS Are you asking me if there is a god?' he said, still in that soft voice. 'All I can say is, I believ...
SHARON SHINN Kenny is one of the toughest guys I have ever met, people just cant see how he can go in with these ...
BRAD WICK When you find that you are on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect." Mark Twain
STEVE J. LEATHERWOOD A man can feel pain in an amputated arm (an arm that is not there). A man can also feel anxious when...
BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA When life partner happens, I hope he is not a youth icon then because I doubt even I would be youthf...
ALIA BHATT Marty, when he holds the ball, slows us down. When he plays one-two touch, there we go. He's a very ...
BOB WALKLEY You find no man, at all intellectual, who is willing to leave London. No, Sir, when a man is tired o...
SAMUEL JOHNSON He can run. But he cant hide.
JOE E. LOUIS He's amazing out there, and not just because he throws guys out. Before he got here, there were a lo...
MARK ELLIS There must be a day or two in a man's life when he is the precise age for something important.
FRANKLIN PIERCE ADAMS Above it stood the seraphims: each one had six wings; with twain he covered his face, and with twain...
BIBLE He (Holbrook) said he has one of the first Mark Twain costumes he wore on stage and was saving it un...
LEE WARREN Mark is a very confident person, ... He's the type of guy, when he gets into a little bit of a zone,...
BRUCE SUMMERHAYS He who knows when he can fight and when he cannot, will be victorious.
SUN TZU he who knows when he can fight and when he cannot , will be victorious .
SUN TZU Paolo showed that he can put in a performance even when he starts the game and he is another option....
FELIX MAGATH A man can hide all things, excepting twain--
That he is drunk, and that he is in love.
ANTIPHANES OF MACEDONIA A man can hide all things, excepting twain - That he is drunk, and that he is in love.
ANTIPHANES Ribbons," he said, "should be considered as clothes, which are the mark of a human being. All animal...
GEORGE ORWELL Any way you slice it, he was outstanding. There were several times when there was some serious thump...
TONY LA RUSSA The last three times that that general has been in combat, when he was leading Marines in Afghanista...
PETER PACE There were times when he started looking a little frailer, but mentally he never became frail. Menta...
MARK DYER Every man should lose a battle in his youth, so he does not lose a war when he is old.
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN There comes a time in a man's life when to get where he has to go - if there are no doors or windows...
BERNARD MALAMUD There comes a time in a man's life when to get where he has to go--if there are no doors or windows-...
BERNARD MALAMUD Hussy is a much smarter fighter, ... He knows where he went wrong and when I offered him this rematc...
JEFF FENECH He could be very cordial and charming when he was cooperating with you, and there were other times h...
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