There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and make love

Beware of the man who denounces women writers; his penis is tiny and he cannot spell.

I can live without it all / love with its blood pump, sex with its messy hungers, men with their peacock strutting, their silly sexual baggage, their wet tongues in my ear.

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man.

Men and women, women and men, It will never work.

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.