Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man.

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.

Men have always detested women's gossip because they suspect the truth: their measurements are being taken and compared.

There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and make love

Beware of the man who denounces women writers; his penis is tiny and he cannot spell.

My grandchildren are fabulous and funny.