There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who believe there are two kinds of people in this world and those who are smart enough to know better.

Philosophers have argued for centuries about how many angels can dance on the head of a pin, but materialists have known all along that it depends on whether they are jitterbugging or dancing cheek to cheek.

Human beings were invented by water as a device for transporting itself from one place to another.

...disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business....

A sense of humor...is superior to any religion so far devised.

It is what it is.
You are what you it.
There are no mistakes."
--Villa Incognito