There are several theories on sex and all of them are lies.

The truth about life and lie about life is not measured by others but by your intuition, which never lies.

Friends are like bras, attached near your heart for support. Foes are like panties, deported, every now and then, when they get dirty.

I beg your pardon; I am drunk without a drink. English wine & words are vulnerable to every man.

I never thought that someday men will also use an iPAD.

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet.