I beg your pardon; I am drunk without a drink. English wine & words are vulnerable to every man.

Love is like wine, drink it as you rhyme.

Come on, gentleman; let us drink to our stupidity.

There are several theories on sex and all of them are lies.

Friends are like bras, attached near your heart for support. Foes are like panties, deported, every now and then, when they get dirty.

I never thought that someday men will also use an iPAD.