There are no criminals in the database. It's you guys. It's a joke.

I mean, there’s no sun and no hot guys. What is this awful place, Calvin?”
“It’s my apartment.

A symphony is no joke.

Jokes that make other people laugh at the expense of others are not jokes. They're participated calumnies in disguise.

I just heard a loud thump, and when I looked out the window I saw a child about 15 feet from the scooter.

His record makes it clear we can rely on him to progressively pursue gun owner's rights.