Jokes that make other people laugh at the expense of others are not jokes. They're participated calumnies in disguise.

The 3 most dangerous people: a doctor who cures only for money; a driver who doesn't use signal lights and a cook who doesn't wash hands after a pee.

Love is not always 'yes', it may oftentimes be 'no!'.

He makes a Foe who makes a jest.

Praise her but for this her without-door form-- Which on my faith deserves high speech--and straight The shrug, the hum or ha, these pretty brands That calumny doth use--O, I am out, That mercy does, for calumny will sear Virtue itself--these shrugs, these hums and ha's, When you have said she's goodly, come between Ere you can say she's honest.

No might nor greatness in mortality Can censure 'scape; back-wounding calumny The whitest virtue strikes. What king so strong Can tie the gall up in the slanderous tongue?