There are more than enough legal drinking age adults out there for us to sell our alcohol to. We don't need kids drinking it frankly.
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JOE BIDEN I have no problem with cheating. Whatever you can get away with.
JOE TORRE Texans are by nature independent people.
JOE BARTON People don't want Congress dictating what light fixtures they can use.
JOE BARTON Supercookies are legal, but I don't think they should be.
JOE BARTON I tell my environmental friends that they have won. Every issue we look at from an energy perspectiv...
JOE BARTON CO2 is not a pollutant in any normal definition of the term.
JOE BARTON I believe the earth's climate is changing, but I think it's changing for natural variation r...
JOE BARTON I think we should drill up in Alaska.
JOE BARTON The constant abuse of online activity must stop.
JOE BARTON