Becoming a writer is a polite way of saying you've chosen alcoholism as a career.

Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples.

There is indeed one person who can help solve “writer’s block”. His name is Mr Johnnie Walker.

There are more than enough legal drinking age adults out there for us to sell our alcohol to. We don't need kids drinking it frankly.

While I can’t walk on water, I can certainly wobble on whisky.

it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance