There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

For you, I would swim across the ocean. LOL, just kidding, there are sharks in there.

An expert is a person who has made every possible mistake in a small field of study.

When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich.

I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone.

If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.