The World Series of Poker was becoming popular, and there were a lot of really bad poker players out there. The misperception was that I was really good, but I just ground it out. It was a good way to make money for Box.
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Related It was just a combination of bad shots that turned out to be really bad, and just a lot of wasted st... MICHELLE WIE It was tough out there. It was blowing really good. The greens were really firm. ROD BUTLER I was really surprised. There were a lot of tough competitors in our heat. I know most of them reall... GERARD DONLEVY When Jumbo Poker began in 2003, the poker frenzy was just beginning. Back then when Jumbo Poker hit,... WELDON RUSSELL They've got the best hotels, best restaurants in the world. Obviously, the [men's players] are reall... STEVE BELLAMY I was born at a bad time for Spain, but a really good one for cinema. PEDRO ALMODOVAR There was some really good food out there. There was a really good quail dish and ribs. RICHARD M. NIXON I really thought Brady did a good job for us tonight. He was poised, and his passes were on the mone... DEMETRIUS WILLIAMS And the day came out... the mask was removed... and who was behind it? ... No Face... a pe... DEYTH BANGER It wasn't the start I was looking for, ... But I knew there were a lot of birdie holes ahead out the... ANDREW PRATT Overall, while it was a pretty decent year for domestic funds, but when you look at the sectors and ... BILL SICKLES I don't even know if you can call them upsets. When I watched those games you think maybe it was jus... BRIAN ORR The guys were really excited. We just tried to change it up and grab momentum and we did. We are rea... BENJI SONNICHSEN I think that the difference between 'The Sopranos' and the shows that came before it was tha... DAVID CHASE If anything good came out of 9/11, to me, was that people were so cynical about the world - all you ... ALAN JACKSON It was a good experience for me. To get out there and play with guys older than me, it was a really ... JUSTIN JOHNSON There were a lot of times where there was a great deal of fodder recorded and played, because there ... WOODY HERMAN Prior to Box, I was a professional wiffleball player and then a professional poker player. DYLAN SMITH Poker has exploded over the last few years. Once they figure out the best way to televise blackjack,... BEN MEZRICH We got up early and really maintained it the whole way through. We got out to a 12-2 start and built... BLAIR SHIER I felt alright. It was good just to get back out there. I got going early, so that helped. The guys ... DAVID WEST We were lousy. I told the players the one good thing that game out of this was we won the game. Othe... GENO AURIEMMA They (fellow inmates) were there for me and helped me out when I was in there, ... But it was a bad ... EDDIE GRIFFIN I feel like our seniors focus was on executing. Besides our serving, our defense was dominating toni... LISA HOLOK I got to make out with Will [Smith] for 14 hours. It was a lot of fun.' GARCELLE BEAUVAIS It was very difficult. I knew I had to box out every shot and rebound, but they were just really big... ASHLEY CAIAFA We've heard from a number of players that a high buy-in event will enhance the World Series of Poker... JEFFREY POLLACK It was a lot of fun out there. It was tough out there, but it was just a matter of who was going to ... ED MCCARTHY I was seeing a lot of really good things about Get Shorty when it came out, and my wife pointed out ... BARRY SONNENFELD He looked at the viewscreen and couldn’t believe it. If the other ship were any closer, then it wo... CHRISTINA ENGELA With millions of people watching poker weekly on television, it was important to capture the authent... CURTIS HANSON It was a really good match in the first set. (The blisters) just erupted. We tried to tape them up, ... DALE JENSEN It was definitely weird coming out and there's no cheerleaders or fans. It was really quiet. For no ... ANDREW DIDONATO This was a lot of fun. I wanted to wrestle well for the fans, and just because that's the way I am. ... BILLY CHAMBERLAIN I've been out half the year, so today was a big day for me, getting out there, just seeing the pitch... JIM THOME It was unbelievable. It was good, especially because you don't really expect it. It just came as a s... ALAIN NASREDDINE The inning was good, my tempo was off a little bit. The feeling out there came back quicker to me th... TOM GORDON I was having fun out there today. Me and my boy Eddie (Jones) where just having fun. Nobody really s... AL WOODS There are a lot of bad films out there. There's a lot of bad architecture out there, and I think... NATHANIEL KAHN On number two you really felt for him. It helped us (Mize and Ben Crane) because he's not losing it ... LARRY MIZE There is a lot of pressure in the first series and I thought it was better that they sat it out. KAREN STUPPLES I think it was a good learning situation for him. I really do. [But] it scared the [heck] out of me. MIKE HARGROVE I thought we were ready to quit there when we got down, but Nicole really got us fired up and was a ... LARRY PETERSON We were able to save a little ground around the turn. The way he switched leads turning for home, he... AARON GRYDER The rules only applied to people who couldn’t afford different rules. CAMERON STRACHER That was a good run but it was really difficult -- it's really icy up there, TANJA POUTIAINEN Guys get frustrated like Frankie did, and I understand that, ... If it had taken place out of sight,... ADRIAN BELTRE I didn't know this was here. I had a lot of fun. It was a great way to spend the night.... The pie w... RYAN ANDERSON A lot that was happening in 2005, 2006, good and bad, the beats reflected it. It was a lot of money ... GUCCI MANE I was never really comfortable doing comedy. Though it was good the first couple of years, there wer... RICKY SCHRODER After that, I don't know what happened ... 'cause I blanked out, and when I woke up, I was on the gr... CHRISTOPHER NELSON To me, it was never about what I accomplished on the football field. It was about the way I played t... JERRY RICE I feel like I got knocked out Day One, ... The difference in a tournament as large as this is that y... HOWARD LEDERER It was cold out there, it was windy. But I hit that good, though. CARLOS DELGADO I was just having a good time out there. That helped a lot, and so did the defense. HUNTER BLEVINS It started to really tighten up after the first inning, and after that it got really, really funny, ... JOSE CRUZ I tuned that all out. Obviously, there was a lot of stuff going on. But it was just a spring trainin... BILLY WAGNER My first job was as a waitress, and I waitressed for a long, long time. I was a very bad waitress. I... CHERYL HINES I remember when first, Stripes, and then Animal House came out - which I was really proud of, even t... IVAN REITMAN The world is not black and white; there are lots of shades of grey. There are good things and bad th... IRIS APFEL I really didn't think we were going to get out of there alive. It really was a miracle from God. DEBORAH WILLIAMS I really have never bought into that San Francisco game, and maybe players might have a different vi... ERNIE ACCORSI It was really just whatever - good times, bad times, it didn't matter. There was no ceremony. It was... JOHNNY DEPP I felt real good out there. I threw a lot of fastballs and the fastball was down. That's going to be... HORACIO RAMIREZ Life takes its path and sometimes there are people to blame. Of course there are bad people in this ... ANDREA CORR I really thought it was a knock-down, drag-out type of game. They played great defense and were phys... DOUG GRESETH It felt good to go out there and really go 100 percent. It was nice to let out some of that pent-up ... ADAM LEONARD I think there was a pretty good recognition that the consensus number was too high and that some of ... JOE MOORE Of course when I started, it's not because I was such a brilliant actress. I didn't know I w... CAROLE BOUQUET I was missing out on a lot of things that my friends were doing, but in another way, they were missi... VICTORIA AZARENKA The Imperial Senate, ever conscious of the weight of public opinion resting on the tip of the pencil... CHRISTINA ENGELA We jumped out the plane and unfortunately we were thigh deep in the marsh water. It was just mud. We... GABRIEL VIVAS Mostly, it was just one-one-on coverage out there, ... It was easy to just stir things up over the m... NICK ADAMS When I took my trip out there, the coaching staff was great, the players were great. I really loved ... TODD LOWENTHAL I realized early on that I was pretty good at organizing. A lot of it was about control. While my fr... KEVIN PLANK The level of competition out there today was really good all across the board. It was a perfect day ... LEN THIEDE I wasn't surprised. Emily has been working hard, and she's really good. I was happy with my run, too... JOYA CANFIELD It was a really good hit. For a second I thought it might go out. AIMEE TAYLOR The Argent/Pioneer Honda was really good today. I really think we got everything out of the car the ... DANICA PATRICK The racecar was really good. It was all weekend. I was probably too confident in the car in qualifyi... CLINT BOWYER It was a great win for us. We had four players out so it was a great effort by the girls out there, ... DONATO GONZALES I think we pretty much had birdies on every hole, ... This is a fun format because you can score rea... JOEY SINDELAR It's maybe hard to believe, but as a kid I really had a lot of self-doubts. My father was very i... DIANE KRUGER I read the script for Wonder Boys, and I said that was almost perfect, it was so classy, cool and fu... ROBERT DOWNEY, JR. Games of chance often involve some amount of skill; this does not make them legal. Good poker player... ERIC SCHNEIDERMAN This was a really neat round. I made great, really great putts out there. Did not drive the ball ver... BRUCE LIETZKE I really enjoyed playing for a cause so close to the hearts of Londoners. The atmosphere was electri... WILLIE GARSON It was really exciting. But I really only got about three shots, maybe. ... We boxed out, and it loo... JEFF BLAIR A kind of light spread out from her. And everything changed color. And the world opened out. And a d... JOHN STEINBECK We had a really good team that was made up of guys who were very good high school players and compet... ED HEINTSCHEL Like [trainer Rick Smith] said, there was a lot of old leather out there. TIM SALMON It's so much better than when I was coaching in it. You have really, really good coaches and good pl... CHARLIE SPOONHOUR The idea is good, the goal of getting seniors some help on the cost of their medication. I just don'... LARRY COATS I was really involved with other people's opinions of me, and it got heightened during my film caree... ALI MACGRAW I grew up in a really small town with not a lot of money, and I liked singing, but it was just somet... JUSTIN BIEBER It was definitely tough. I had to play through it, but I was really tired. It took a lot out of me. LADONA PIERCE It was a feeling of that I didn't really belong or didn't really fit. Everybody had questions and wa... KATHLEEN BOGART I have a hard time talking about myself. It was much more than just an individual, ... We had a grou... MARCELO BALBOA It was a really big tournament with a lot of great wrestlers. It was an honor to represent my state ... SHAUN TOOMEY There was no flag football in middle school, but I knew the [Lake Worth] team was really good. I was... 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It's as important to sell yourselves as much as the service. The business model's going to c... DYLAN SMITH You always need to be on the lookout for the next kind of great technology. DYLAN SMITH Prior to Box, I was a professional wiffleball player and then a professional poker player. DYLAN SMITH No one is free, even the birds are chained to the sky. BOB DYLAN I'd be hard-pressed to think of anybody who's made me laugh, who's funny, but who's ... DYLAN MORAN A mistake is to commit a misunderstanding. BOB DYLAN I was in school, but I wasn't into school. I wasn't doing what I wanted to be doing in schoo... DYLAN O'BRIEN It's hard to speculate what tomorrow may bring. BOB DYLAN Yesterday's just a memory, tomorrow is never what it's supposed to be. BOB DYLAN I just really like fun, cool, interesting, quirky girls. And sometimes you find that in 6'2 mode... DYLAN O'BRIEN One time, this guy at this music festival would not let me off the hook that I was Percy Jackson. He... DYLAN MINNETTE The force that through the green fuse drives the flower. Drives my green age that blasts the roots o... DYLAN THOMAS Though lovers be lost love shall not; And death shall have no dominion. DYLAN THOMAS Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, r... DYLAN THOMAS In the dime stores and bus stations, people talk of situations, read books, repeat quotations, draw ... BOB DYLAN Democracy don't rule the world, You'd better get that in your head; This world is ruled by v... BOB DYLAN Inspiration is hard to come by. You have to take it where you find it. BOB DYLAN I felt like I might as well have been living in another part of the solar system. BOB DYLAN When you cease to exist, then who will you blame? BOB DYLAN I don't think the human mind can comprehend the past and the future. They are both just illusion... BOB DYLAN I change during the course of a day. I wake and I'm one person, and when I go to sleep I know fo... BOB DYLAN Some people seem to fade away but then when they are truly gone, it's like they didn't fade ... BOB DYLAN I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours. BOB DYLAN There is nothing so stable as change. BOB DYLAN All I can do is be me, whoever that is. BOB DYLAN If I wasn't Bob Dylan, I'd probably think that Bob Dylan has a lot of answers myself. BOB DYLAN My friends call me Clark Kent: I'm known to change in phone booths. DYLAN LAUREN You can tear a poem apart to see what makes it tick... You're back with the mystery of having been m... DYLAN THOMAS A good poem is a contribution to reality. The world is never the same once a good poem has been adde... DYLAN THOMAS I accept chaos, I'm not sure whether it accepts me. BOB DYLAN I had no songs in my repertoire for commercial radio anyway. Songs about debauched bootleggers, moth... BOB DYLAN Behind every beautiful thing, there's some kind of pain. BOB DYLAN A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does wha... BOB DYLAN Don't do it! Stay away from your potential. You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it. Anyway, it'... DYLAN MORAN Act the way you'd like to be and soon you'll be the way you'd like to act. BOB DYLAN People will kill you. Over time. They will shave out every last morsel of fun in you with little, ha... DYLAN MORAN Money doesn't talk, it swears. BOB DYLAN I am against nature. I don't dig nature at all. I think nature is very unnatural. I think the truly ... BOB DYLAN The function of posterity is to look after itself. DYLAN THOMAS Never be lucid, never state, if you would be regarded great. DYLAN THOMAS I like America, just as everybody else does. I love America, I gotta say that. But America will be j... BOB DYLAN Somebody's boring me. I think it's me. DYLAN THOMAS She opened up a book of poems and handed it to me written by an Italian poet from the 13th century a... BOB DYLAN To begin at the beginning: It is spring, moonless night in the small town, starless and bible-black,... DYLAN THOMAS A person is a success if they get up in the morning and gets to bed at night and in between does wha... BOB DYLAN You learn from a conglomeration of the incredible past -- whatever experience gotten in any way what... BOB DYLAN I think of a hero as someone who understands the degree of responsibility that comes with his freedo... BOB DYLAN Despite everybody who has been born and has died, the world has just gone on. I mean, look at Napole... BOB DYLAN To live outside the law, you must be honest. BOB DYLAN Just because you like my stuff doesn't mean I owe you anything. BOB DYLAN I've tried like hell to make bad movies good, and I can't. Maybe Marlon Brando has been able to do t... DYLAN MCDERMOTT When one burns one's bridges, what a very nice fire it makes. DYLAN THOMAS Don't matter how much money you got, there's only two kinds of people: there's saved people and ther... BOB DYLAN In ceremonies of the horsemen, even the pawn must hold a grudge. BOB DYLAN People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, then repent. BOB DYLAN But even the President of the United States sometimes must have to stand naked. BOB DYLAN Maybe in the 90s or possibly in the next century people will look upon the 80s as the age of masturb... BOB DYLAN People today are still living off the table scraps of the sixties. They are still being passed aroun... BOB DYLAN I've been up the mountain and I had a choice. Should I come down? So I came down. God said, Okay, yo... BOB DYLAN Ah, but I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now. BOB DYLAN We can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real sentences. But our innocen... DYLAN THOMAS For them that think death's honesty won't fall upon them naturally life sometimes must get lonely. BOB DYLAN Democracy don't rule the world, you better get that in your head; this world is ruled by violence, b... BOB DYLAN Well, I don't know, but I've been told the streets in heaven are lined with gold. I ask you how thin... BOB DYLAN Although the masters make the rules for the wise men and the fools got nothing, Ma, to live up to. BOB DYLAN Jesus tapped me on the shoulder and said, Bob, why are you resisting me? I said, I'm not resisting y... BOB DYLAN One Christmas was so much like another,...that I can never remember whether it snowed for six days a... DYLAN THOMAS A born writer is born scrofulous; his career is an accident dictated by physical or circumstantial d... DYLAN THOMAS It snowed last year too: I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother do... DYLAN THOMAS Don’t clap I’m not a jazz band for Christ’s sake. DYLAN MORAN The times they are a-changing. BOB DYLAN People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, then repent. BOB DYLAN How many roads must a man walk down
Before your can call him a man? . . .
The answer, my frien... BOB DYLAN Blame it on a simple twist of fate. BOB DYLAN Music can save people, but it can't in the commercial way it's being used. It's just too much. It's ... BOB DYLAN Chaos is a friend of mine. BOB DYLAN Come mothers and fathers Throughout the land, And don't criticize What you can't understand BOB DYLAN Democracy don't rule the world, You'd better get that in your head; This world is ruled by violence,... BOB DYLAN He not busy being born is busy dying. BOB DYLAN What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes
to bed at night and in betwee... BOB DYLAN All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all goin... BOB DYLAN Praise be to Nero's Neptune
The Titanic sails at dawn
And everybody's shouting
"Which Si... BOB DYLAN What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in betwee... BOB DYLAN Sailing round the world in a dirty gondola oh, to be back in the land of Coca-Cola! BOB DYLAN People today are still living off the table scraps of the sixties. They are still being passed arou... BOB DYLAN Hey! Mr. Tamborine Man, play a song for me.
I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to. BOB DYLAN Come you masters of warYou that build all the gunsYou that build the death planesYou that build the ... BOB DYLAN In the dime stores and bus stations, People talk of situations, read books, repeat quotations, Draw ... BOB DYLAN I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if... DYLAN MORAN For them that think death's honesty won't fall upon them naturally life sometimes must get lonely. BOB DYLAN Someone's boring me. I think it's me. DYLAN THOMAS I don't think I've ever been an agnostic. I've always thought there's a superior pow... BOB DYLAN I don't know that you're able to measure your aggregate wisdom as you go through life. I can... DYLAN MORAN Stand-up came naturally to me because people in Ireland talk. But that's not talking on panel sh... DYLAN MORAN All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie. BOB DYLAN Having these colossal accolades and titles, they get in the way. BOB DYLAN I accept chaos, I'm not sure whether it accepts me. BOB DYLAN Though lovers be lost, love shall not. DYLAN THOMAS It's not easy to define poetry. BOB DYLAN What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in be... BOB DYLAN When one burns one's bridges, what a very nice fire it makes. DYLAN THOMAS A lot of people don't like the road, but it's as natural to me as breathing. BOB DYLAN I'm a stuffed rabbit collector. DYLAN LAUREN I like having a lot of sunlight because it helps me wake up. And I don't get depressed in winter... DYLAN LAUREN I'll offset neutral shades with bright colors. It helps me stand out without looking cartoonish. DYLAN LAUREN I shop for candy instead of clothes! DYLAN LAUREN I was not a girly girl. I was a tomboy. DYLAN LAUREN To save money on gifts, give someone their favorite candy in a beautiful, customized vessel with a p... DYLAN LAUREN If you're running a race, and you're looking at the lane to your right or your left, you'... DYLAN LAUREN Before I got married, I never really watched TV. Now, my husband and I watch 'The Bachelor' ... DYLAN LAUREN I collect candy packaging from around the world and believe it has the value of Pop Art. DYLAN LAUREN On really hot days, I try to motivate friends and family to come into the pool for an aqua jogging s... DYLAN LAUREN My parents screened 'Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory' for my 6th birthday, and I bec... DYLAN LAUREN Putting good energy into your body and raising your serotonin will lead to a positive mood, exuding ... DYLAN LAUREN When I started Dylan's Candy Bar in 2001, I wanted it to be a place that merged my love of pop c... DYLAN LAUREN Every two months, I allow myself a splurge day where I eat thick, doughy pizza from Pizzeria Uno or ... DYLAN LAUREN There's no denying that candy is comfort food and it's affordable. DYLAN LAUREN My parents always told me, 'Do what you love because that is what you will do well in.' They... DYLAN LAUREN Summer is very precious. DYLAN LAUREN If these rich women from 5th Avenue spend a fortune on cashmere sweaters, they will come to my store... DYLAN LAUREN While I'm in L.A. I always make time for my favorite activity which is hiking. The trails in Cal... DYLAN LAUREN I always saw candy as art. DYLAN LAUREN I love accessorizing with jewelry. DYLAN LAUREN When I think of flavours, I think colour, so lemon should be yellow and orange is orange. DYLAN LAUREN Believe in yourself, listen to your gut, and do what you love. DYLAN LAUREN Candy is childhood, the best and bright moments you wish could have lasted forever. DYLAN LAUREN Take care of all your memories. For you cannot relive them. BOB DYLAN There are really four 'headlines' for me: honesty, integrity, hard work, and what I call a &... DYLAN TAYLOR Go on thinking that you don't need to be read and you'll find that it may become quite true:... DYLAN THOMAS Washington isn't a city, it's an abstraction. DYLAN THOMAS But time has set its maggot on their track. DYLAN THOMAS No honest writer today can possibly avoid being influenced by Freud through his pioneering work into... DYLAN THOMAS Great is the hand that holds dominion over man by a scribbled name. DYLAN THOMAS My education was the liberty I had to read indiscriminately and all the time, with my eyes hanging o... DYLAN THOMAS These poems, with all their crudities, doubts, and confusions, are written for the love of Man and i... DYLAN THOMAS Don't be too harsh to these poems until they're typed. I always think typescript lends some ... DYLAN THOMAS Every device there is in language is there to be used, if you will. Poets have got to enjoy themselv... DYLAN THOMAS I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record. DYLAN THOMAS I went on all over the States, ranting poems to enthusiastic audiences that, the week before, had be... DYLAN THOMAS There is only one position for an artist anywhere; and that is upright. DYLAN THOMAS As I read more and more - and it was not all verse, by any means - my love for the real life of word... DYLAN THOMAS The land of my fathers. My fathers can have it. DYLAN THOMAS The first poems I knew were nursery rhymes, and before I could read them for myself, I had come to l... DYLAN THOMAS I have never sat down and studied the Bible, never consciously echoed its language, and am, in reali... DYLAN THOMAS An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do. DYLAN THOMAS He who seeks rest finds boredom. He who seeks work finds rest. DYLAN THOMAS Whatever talents I possess may suddenly diminish or suddenly increase. I can with ease become an ord... DYLAN THOMAS Somebody's boring me. I think it's me. DYLAN THOMAS Do not go gentle into that good night but rage, rage against the dying of the light. DYLAN THOMAS Being noticed can be a burden. Jesus got himself crucified because he got himself noticed. So I disa... BOB DYLAN A hero is someone who understands the responsibility that comes with his freedom. BOB DYLAN I am a picky eater. By that I mean, I love to pick the raisins out of oatmeal raisin cookies, the ch... DYLAN LAUREN I was terrified of the Vietnam War when I was 13. I thought I was going. The draft was such an omino... DYLAN MCDERMOTT All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going... BOB DYLAN Part of growing up is realizing you learn to love so many people. It's about forming those relat... DYLAN O'BRIEN I don't like to sing things that just sound like they're going straight down the tubes, and ... JAKOB DYLAN And I rose In rainy autumn And walked abroad in a shower of all my days... DYLAN THOMAS I guess my style is a cross between David Bowie and Clint Eastwood. DYLAN MCDERMOTT New York had a big influence on me growing up, and I was really part of the club scene - the Mudd Cl... DYLAN MCDERMOTT My husband is the cook at our house. I can make dessert and salad, but I stay away from meals. He ma... DYLAN LAUREN My dream dinner party guests would be Ethel Kennedy, Truman Capote and Hunter S. Thompson. DYLAN PENN Getting to wear Chanel is my version of a fairy tale. Not that I would wear it every day - my style ... DYLAN PENN I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of... DYLAN THOMAS When a chick has a sense of humor, there's nothing more attractive. DYLAN O'BRIEN For a while after college, I was thinking of becoming a fitness trainer, and I am a certified aqua t... DYLAN LAUREN And I'll stand on the ocean until I start sinking. BOB DYLAN I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about ... BOB DYLAN My dad is very down to earth, and I view him as a creative genius, and I am very proud of that. DYLAN LAUREN I've been entrepreneurial since middle school. I was always arranging bake sales, dances and sch... DYLAN LAUREN I enjoy performing, always, but when you're taping a gig, you've got to blank out this mass ... DYLAN MORAN Some people have told me that I'm grumpy; it's not something that I'm aware of. It's... DYLAN MORAN You're going to die. You're going to be dead. It could be 20 years, it could be tomorrow, an... BOB DYLAN What good are fans? You can't eat applause for breakfast. You can't sleep with it. BOB DYLAN I'm not so much a shoe or bag person as jewelry, and I think it's because jewelry is like ca... DYLAN LAUREN I think sometimes soap acting gets an unfair label for being bad and over the top. The lessons I lea... DYLAN BRUCE If I wasn't doing candy, I'd want to create the best rescue animal-shelter organization. Oth... DYLAN LAUREN You can't imagine parlor ballads drifting out of high-rise multi-towered buildings. That kind of... BOB DYLAN You hear a lot about God these days: God, the beneficent; God, the all-great; God, the Almighty; God... BOB DYLAN Maybe this is just me, but as time goes by, I'm more bewildered by modernity. It gets more unfat... DYLAN MORAN As much as they deny it, I think people want to be scared. It's a phenomenon, why people want to... DYLAN MCDERMOTT There's always a host of voices you're inspired by. I love Don DeLillo, and I love Isaac Bas... DYLAN MORAN I gave her my heart but she wanted my soul... BOB DYLAN Don't criticize what you can't understand. BOB DYLAN A poem is a naked person....Some people say that I am a poet. BOB DYLAN I believe that Ryan Murphy is a genius. His instincts remind me of Andy Warhol. I recently went to t... DYLAN MCDERMOTT Look, when I started out, mainstream culture was Sinatra, Perry Como, Andy Williams, Sound of Music.... BOB DYLAN America is this incredible mosaic of immigrants, so people really want to be anchored in some kind o... DYLAN MORAN I really can't describe what my stand-up is like - people see it and they say it's like that... DYLAN MORAN I paint mostly from real life. It has to start with that. Real people, real street scenes, behind th... BOB DYLAN I'm sick of giving creeps money off my soul. BOB DYLAN I am against nature. I don't dig nature at all. I think nature is very unnatural. I think the tr... BOB DYLAN I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours BOB DYLAN My dad was kind of a pool shark and had a Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin thing going on. I've always... DYLAN MCDERMOTT I don't go to different countries to criticise their political system and tell them what they sh... DYLAN MORAN Sometimes it's not enough to know what things mean, sometimes you have to know what things don't mea... BOB DYLAN The future for me is already a thing of the past - You were my first love and you will be my la... BOB DYLAN You don't disrupt genius at work. DYLAN O'BRIEN Irish people give big hellos and very little goodbyes. Unless they're female, and then they spen... DYLAN MORAN I stopped smoking. When I stopped smoking, my voice changed... so drastically, I couldn't believ... BOB DYLAN I have dined with kings, I've been offered wings. And I've never been too impressed. BOB DYLAN