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Prior to Box, I was a professional wiffleball player and then a professional poker player.


Dylan Smith

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BALTHAZAR GETTY The only thing I ever wanted to be was a professional football player.
TOM BRADY I told them I play soccer. I was ready to become a professional soccer player.
JAMES KAMTE Every poker player, like every fisherman, needs to have a story in a box, and most poker stories are...
JASON ALEXANDER As a child, I always said I was going to be a professional basketball player like Michael Jordan.
ISRAEL IDONIJE I was a professional athlete, the best baseball player in the world at one point.
JOSE CANSECO I'm not an athlete. I'm a professional baseball player.
JOHN KRUK I would love to have a professional dulcimer player perform for the kids.
JEAN PETERSON When I went to college, I thought I was going to become a professional musician. I was a French horn...
JOSHUA PRINCE-RAMUS For as long as I can remember I wanted to be a professional hockey player.
MARIO LEMIEUX You burn calories at a higher rate than a professional football player.
DAN COLLINS We are upset because we've lost a great professional, a top-class player who was always very positiv...
ARRIGO SACCHI I always wanted to become a good role model for kids as a professional football player. Unfortunatel...
BILL GOLDBERG I was a professional baseball player from the time I was drafted out of high school in 1981 until th...
DAVID CONE Growing up, I actually wanted to be a professional baseball player instead of a radio DJ. Believe it...
CASEY KASEM He's a winning poker player.
GREG RAYMER School can wait. But becoming a professional soccer player is something I've always dreamed about.
BLAKE WAGNER Nick Kyrgios, if you don't want to be a professional tennis player, do something else.
JOHN MCENROE I wanted to go outside Cuba and really take that challenge of seeing if I was a professional player ...
MAYKEL GALINDO I worked hard at becoming a professional football player, just like society says you should. It said...
DICK BUTKUS Our team was very nervous as it was a big game. But that's part of being a professional player and t...
JIM LEFEBVRE Every year, we go through challenges. With my dad, it was what I was going through. As a professiona...
BERNIE WILLIAMS He's now a player for the English club. We're saying this with disappointment because we have lost a...
ARRIGO SACCHI I don't attempt to be a poker player before this crowd.
DWIGHT DAVID EISENHOWER If they had rankings in baseball, maybe I would have been able to do the math and figure out my chan...
JIM COURIER When I went to high school, my most passionate desire was to be a professional baseball player. But ...
TOM WOLFE When I was ten, I wrote an essay on what I would be when I grew up and said I would be a professiona...
WILL FERRELL You can learn a lot from a professional baseball player, if you can get one, which obviously you can...
DIMITRA EKMEKTSIS I am a poker player, but I am not a good poker player. My favorite game is seven card stud, but I...
MICHAEL IAN BLACK He would be a very good poker player.
LARRY MIZE We always knew George could be a very good college player. We also knew that he undoubtedly had a pr...
DON CAHOON As a professional football player, I have known perfectly well from the day I started playing that e...
LUIS FIGO I kept thinking, 'this must be the coolest job - I'd like to be a professional baseball play...
CAL RIPKEN, JR. I knew Jamie Smith was a good player, but I didn't realise he was as good as that,
JIMMY CALDERWOOD You can decide at 17 that you want to be a professional player. In Argentina, they start very young....
ADOLFO CAMBIASO The league and its members are committed to providing an environment where each player joining the l...
DAVE BRANCH In Manny we are getting a player who has won a couple of MLS championships in San Jose and who is a ...
GREG ANDRULIS In Manny we are getting a player who has won a couple of MLS championships in San Jose and who is a ...
GREG ANDRULIS He is a world class athlete who has worked hard in his five seasons as a professional to refine his ...
CURT JOHNSON Since the beginning, I always loved the game. When you grow up in Montreal, one day you want to be a...
MARIO LEMIEUX College was a very necessary step along the way to my professional career. As I look back, I realize...
SCOTTIE PIPPEN He was a professional rugby player in the area that I played as a youngster. So a lot of people who ...
RYAN GIGGS I think the sky is the limit. He's a very talented player. He's played with the Haitian national tea...
BILL JOHNSON All of us growing up, if you're a professional player or a college player, you're molding yo...
CALVIN JOHNSON Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night l...
CASEY STENGEL You see a hockey player, you'd never know he's a professional athlete. But you put the skate...
JUNIOR SEAU Today just wasn't my day at all. As professional player, I ask myself to go through, to play through...
SVETLANA KUZNETSOVA We want to determine the best Canadian university poker player.
DAVID POWER Pokey is a professional. He's been around. He's a proven player. You won't find a nicer guy. He's go...
PERRY HILL He's not going to be a household name ... but he is recognized as being a tremendous professional an...
DARCY REGIER You have to be wired a certain way to be a professional basketball player, and the way my body grew,...
JEREMY LIN During the game, if you're an injured player, a sport coat and slacks should be a bare minimum. And ...
SCOTT SKILES Since I was in high school, I wanted to play professional football and professional baseball, be a t...
RUSSELL WILSON Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all nig...
CASEY STENGEL He's a real professional that's a good human being and helps as a great teammate. When you encompass...
BARRY TROTZ That's how easy baseball was for me. I'm not trying to brag or anything, but I had the knowl...
WILLIE MAYS You have to be a poker player and be able to read whether a guy is really interested or not.
LES ROBINSON I haven't seen a professional player come out of New York in over 20 years since my brother Patr...
JOHN MCENROE We were driving to school one morning when he was 8 years old and I said, 'Luke, what do you want to...
JENNIFER SCOTT I've always felt that the Travel Channel is a blessing and a detriment for the 'World Poker Tour', ....
DAVID BAIN Since my sophomore year in high school, I knew I didn't want to do anything but be a professiona...
J. J. WATT I never dreamed about being an actor, because that was out of reach. Coming from a small town that w...
HERSCHEL WALKER A good lawyer, just like a good poker player, must always keep his cards close to his chest.
MALLIKA NAWAL I used to be a writer with superstitions worthy of a professional baseball player: I needed a certai...
ELIZABETH MCCRACKEN Larsson especially motivated? He's always like that. It's not the first game he will start. He's a p...
FRANK RIJKAARD I could describe my career in two words: who knew. I was on the path to becoming a professional base...
SHEMAR MOORE Very talented but very dedicated, accomplished musician. The way he goes about his music business, h...
DON ROGERS I am a National Football League player of American Samoan heritage. Because of my status as a profes...
TROY POLAMALU At nineteen I was pretty sure I was going to be a professional soccer player. At that time I played ...
JO NESBO Jason Smith is an awfully good player. He's a mentally tough kid, and we believe in him.
LENNIE ACUFF Thanks to the popularity of poker on television, poker is so hot right now among CEOs. They see prof...
MARIA GOMEZ I was a professional dancer before I was an actor.
ALEX MERAZ My name is Austin Smith and my favorite player is Rafael Palmeiro, period.
AUSTIN SMITH The game is my wife; it demands loyalty & responsibility & it gives me back fulfillment & peace
MICHAEL JORDAN (RETIRED AMERICAN PROFESSIONAL BASKETBALL PLAYER) Any quality player can adjust well to the different demands. It is like a good tennis player who is ...
GAUTAM GAMBHIR I had a client who was a professional baseball player once, and he would go to clubs and dance for s...
MARTHA BECK There's nothing worse than recruiting a player and then leaving the player.
KIRBY SMART But as an amateur, the highest level you can box at is the Olympics. I did that at 18 and felt it wa...
BILLY JOE SAUNDERS [May]'s just that good of a player. Plus, we didn't box out.
TUBBY SMITH As women professional athletes, you have to have respect for every player and individual. Beyond tha...
HOPE SOLO She's becoming more of a complete player and not as worried about the scoring box.
DON ECKERLE I am hugely honored to represent my country in the Olympics and in World Cups, and I'm grateful ...
ALEX MORGAN When I was very young I wanted to be a professional horseback rider. Then I wanted to be a pop singe...
REBECCA DE MORNAY As a former NCAA basketball player, many of the skills I now rely on as a leader took root on the ba...
CATHY ENGELBERT I wanted to be a soccer player. And then I wanted to be a rabbi.
JAKE EPSTEIN If I'd had it my way, I'd have been a professional athlete, a sailor, a beachcomber, or some other f...
WILLIAM STEIG I sail, run dogs, ride horses, play professional poker and tell stories about the stuff I've bee...
GARY PAULSEN I did grow up with Kurt Russell as a Dad, who was a professional baseball player, with all boys. All...
KATE HUDSON I don't expect him to do anything but the things he does. He's a great player and he's going to go o...
HUGH DOUGLAS We call it 'be a pro,' ... We think if you look professional, you'll feel professional and you'll ha...
BILLY KNIGHT I want to be a professional.
CHRIS BURKE That was a mature, smooth, professional and comfortable performance.
FARLEY FLEX It was what I was looking for. He is a thorough professional.
KRIS NISSEN Being able to pit your wits against literally hundreds of other people is really exciting and ultima...
TIM PAGE When I was 15 years old, I left school and became a professional boxer.
CANELO ALVAREZ I wish over the years I had kept my private life private and my professional life a little more prof...
ANDY DICK Who is a professional? A professional is someone who has a combination of competence, confidence and...
BUNKER ROY As a role model for young girls and women, I just encourage them to continue their education and set...
LISA LESLIE I am a professional actress, and that is what I do. I learn about a character, and then I play that ...
ZIYI ZHANG I wouldn't tell you what we're going to do [to try to stop Smith]. There's no question he's an awful...
JOE PATERNO

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BOB DYLAN Yesterday's just a memory, tomorrow is never what it's supposed to be.
BOB DYLAN I just really like fun, cool, interesting, quirky girls. And sometimes you find that in 6'2 mode...
DYLAN O'BRIEN One time, this guy at this music festival would not let me off the hook that I was Percy Jackson. He...
DYLAN MINNETTE The force that through the green fuse drives the flower. Drives my green age that blasts the roots o...
DYLAN THOMAS Though lovers be lost love shall not; And death shall have no dominion.
DYLAN THOMAS Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, r...
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BOB DYLAN I felt like I might as well have been living in another part of the solar system.
BOB DYLAN When you cease to exist, then who will you blame?
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BOB DYLAN I change during the course of a day. I wake and I'm one person, and when I go to sleep I know fo...
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BOB DYLAN I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours.
BOB DYLAN There is nothing so stable as change.
BOB DYLAN All I can do is be me, whoever that is.
BOB DYLAN If I wasn't Bob Dylan, I'd probably think that Bob Dylan has a lot of answers myself.
BOB DYLAN My friends call me Clark Kent: I'm known to change in phone booths.
DYLAN LAUREN You can tear a poem apart to see what makes it tick... You're back with the mystery of having been m...
DYLAN THOMAS A good poem is a contribution to reality. The world is never the same once a good poem has been adde...
DYLAN THOMAS I accept chaos, I'm not sure whether it accepts me.
BOB DYLAN I had no songs in my repertoire for commercial radio anyway. Songs about debauched bootleggers, moth...
BOB DYLAN Behind every beautiful thing, there's some kind of pain.
BOB DYLAN A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does wha...
BOB DYLAN Don't do it! Stay away from your potential. You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it. Anyway, it'...
DYLAN MORAN Act the way you'd like to be and soon you'll be the way you'd like to act.
BOB DYLAN People will kill you. Over time. They will shave out every last morsel of fun in you with little, ha...
DYLAN MORAN Money doesn't talk, it swears.
BOB DYLAN I am against nature. I don't dig nature at all. I think nature is very unnatural. I think the truly ...
BOB DYLAN The function of posterity is to look after itself.
DYLAN THOMAS Never be lucid, never state, if you would be regarded great.
DYLAN THOMAS I like America, just as everybody else does. I love America, I gotta say that. But America will be j...
BOB DYLAN Somebody's boring me. I think it's me.
DYLAN THOMAS She opened up a book of poems and handed it to me written by an Italian poet from the 13th century a...
BOB DYLAN To begin at the beginning: It is spring, moonless night in the small town, starless and bible-black,...
DYLAN THOMAS A person is a success if they get up in the morning and gets to bed at night and in between does wha...
BOB DYLAN You learn from a conglomeration of the incredible past -- whatever experience gotten in any way what...
BOB DYLAN I think of a hero as someone who understands the degree of responsibility that comes with his freedo...
BOB DYLAN Despite everybody who has been born and has died, the world has just gone on. I mean, look at Napole...
BOB DYLAN To live outside the law, you must be honest.
BOB DYLAN Just because you like my stuff doesn't mean I owe you anything.
BOB DYLAN I've tried like hell to make bad movies good, and I can't. Maybe Marlon Brando has been able to do t...
DYLAN MCDERMOTT When one burns one's bridges, what a very nice fire it makes.
DYLAN THOMAS Don't matter how much money you got, there's only two kinds of people: there's saved people and ther...
BOB DYLAN In ceremonies of the horsemen, even the pawn must hold a grudge.
BOB DYLAN People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, then repent.
BOB DYLAN But even the President of the United States sometimes must have to stand naked.
BOB DYLAN Maybe in the 90s or possibly in the next century people will look upon the 80s as the age of masturb...
BOB DYLAN People today are still living off the table scraps of the sixties. They are still being passed aroun...
BOB DYLAN I've been up the mountain and I had a choice. Should I come down? So I came down. God said, Okay, yo...
BOB DYLAN Ah, but I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now.
BOB DYLAN We can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real sentences. But our innocen...
DYLAN THOMAS For them that think death's honesty won't fall upon them naturally life sometimes must get lonely.
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BOB DYLAN Although the masters make the rules for the wise men and the fools got nothing, Ma, to live up to.
BOB DYLAN Jesus tapped me on the shoulder and said, Bob, why are you resisting me? I said, I'm not resisting y...
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DYLAN THOMAS Don’t clap I’m not a jazz band for Christ’s sake.
DYLAN MORAN The times they are a-changing.
BOB DYLAN People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, then repent.
BOB DYLAN How many roads must a man walk down Before your can call him a man? . . . The answer, my frien...
BOB DYLAN Blame it on a simple twist of fate.
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BOB DYLAN Chaos is a friend of mine.
BOB DYLAN Come mothers and fathers Throughout the land, And don't criticize What you can't understand
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BOB DYLAN He not busy being born is busy dying.
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BOB DYLAN All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all goin...
BOB DYLAN Praise be to Nero's Neptune The Titanic sails at dawn And everybody's shouting "Which Si...
BOB DYLAN What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in betwee...
BOB DYLAN Sailing round the world in a dirty gondola oh, to be back in the land of Coca-Cola!
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BOB DYLAN Hey! Mr. Tamborine Man, play a song for me. I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to.
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BOB DYLAN I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if...
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BOB DYLAN I don't know that you're able to measure your aggregate wisdom as you go through life. I can...
DYLAN MORAN Stand-up came naturally to me because people in Ireland talk. But that's not talking on panel sh...
DYLAN MORAN All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie.
BOB DYLAN Having these colossal accolades and titles, they get in the way.
BOB DYLAN I accept chaos, I'm not sure whether it accepts me.
BOB DYLAN Though lovers be lost, love shall not.
DYLAN THOMAS It's not easy to define poetry.
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DYLAN LAUREN I like having a lot of sunlight because it helps me wake up. And I don't get depressed in winter...
DYLAN LAUREN I'll offset neutral shades with bright colors. It helps me stand out without looking cartoonish.
DYLAN LAUREN I shop for candy instead of clothes!
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DYLAN LAUREN I collect candy packaging from around the world and believe it has the value of Pop Art.
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DYLAN LAUREN My parents screened 'Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory' for my 6th birthday, and I bec...
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DYLAN LAUREN There's no denying that candy is comfort food and it's affordable.
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DYLAN LAUREN Summer is very precious.
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DYLAN LAUREN I always saw candy as art.
DYLAN LAUREN I love accessorizing with jewelry.
DYLAN LAUREN When I think of flavours, I think colour, so lemon should be yellow and orange is orange.
DYLAN LAUREN Believe in yourself, listen to your gut, and do what you love.
DYLAN LAUREN Candy is childhood, the best and bright moments you wish could have lasted forever.
DYLAN LAUREN Take care of all your memories. For you cannot relive them.
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DYLAN TAYLOR Go on thinking that you don't need to be read and you'll find that it may become quite true:...
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DYLAN THOMAS Great is the hand that holds dominion over man by a scribbled name.
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DYLAN THOMAS Every device there is in language is there to be used, if you will. Poets have got to enjoy themselv...
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DYLAN THOMAS The land of my fathers. My fathers can have it.
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DYLAN THOMAS Somebody's boring me. I think it's me.
DYLAN THOMAS Do not go gentle into that good night but rage, rage against the dying of the light.
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BOB DYLAN A hero is someone who understands the responsibility that comes with his freedom.
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DYLAN MCDERMOTT All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going...
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DYLAN O'BRIEN I don't like to sing things that just sound like they're going straight down the tubes, and ...
JAKOB DYLAN And I rose
In rainy autumn
And walked abroad in a shower of all my days...
DYLAN THOMAS I guess my style is a cross between David Bowie and Clint Eastwood.
DYLAN MCDERMOTT New York had a big influence on me growing up, and I was really part of the club scene - the Mudd Cl...
DYLAN MCDERMOTT My husband is the cook at our house. I can make dessert and salad, but I stay away from meals. He ma...
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DYLAN PENN Getting to wear Chanel is my version of a fairy tale. Not that I would wear it every day - my style ...
DYLAN PENN I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of...
DYLAN THOMAS When a chick has a sense of humor, there's nothing more attractive.
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BOB DYLAN My dad is very down to earth, and I view him as a creative genius, and I am very proud of that.
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DYLAN MORAN Some people have told me that I'm grumpy; it's not something that I'm aware of. It's...
DYLAN MORAN You're going to die. You're going to be dead. It could be 20 years, it could be tomorrow, an...
BOB DYLAN What good are fans? You can't eat applause for breakfast. You can't sleep with it.
BOB DYLAN I'm not so much a shoe or bag person as jewelry, and I think it's because jewelry is like ca...
DYLAN LAUREN I think sometimes soap acting gets an unfair label for being bad and over the top. The lessons I lea...
DYLAN BRUCE If I wasn't doing candy, I'd want to create the best rescue animal-shelter organization. Oth...
DYLAN LAUREN You can't imagine parlor ballads drifting out of high-rise multi-towered buildings. That kind of...
BOB DYLAN You hear a lot about God these days: God, the beneficent; God, the all-great; God, the Almighty; God...
BOB DYLAN Maybe this is just me, but as time goes by, I'm more bewildered by modernity. It gets more unfat...
DYLAN MORAN As much as they deny it, I think people want to be scared. It's a phenomenon, why people want to...
DYLAN MCDERMOTT There's always a host of voices you're inspired by. I love Don DeLillo, and I love Isaac Bas...
DYLAN MORAN I gave her my heart but she wanted my soul...
BOB DYLAN Don't criticize what you can't understand.
BOB DYLAN A poem is a naked person....Some people say that I am a poet.
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BOB DYLAN America is this incredible mosaic of immigrants, so people really want to be anchored in some kind o...
DYLAN MORAN I really can't describe what my stand-up is like - people see it and they say it's like that...
DYLAN MORAN I paint mostly from real life. It has to start with that. Real people, real street scenes, behind th...
BOB DYLAN I'm sick of giving creeps money off my soul.
BOB DYLAN I am against nature. I don't dig nature at all. I think nature is very unnatural. I think the tr...
BOB DYLAN I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
BOB DYLAN My dad was kind of a pool shark and had a Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin thing going on. I've always...
DYLAN MCDERMOTT I don't go to different countries to criticise their political system and tell them what they sh...
DYLAN MORAN Sometimes it's not enough to know what things mean, sometimes you have to know what things don't mea...
BOB DYLAN The future for me is already a thing of the past -
You were my first love and you will be my la...
BOB DYLAN You don't disrupt genius at work.
DYLAN O'BRIEN Irish people give big hellos and very little goodbyes. Unless they're female, and then they spen...
DYLAN MORAN I stopped smoking. When I stopped smoking, my voice changed... so drastically, I couldn't believ...
BOB DYLAN I have dined with kings, I've been offered wings. And I've never been too impressed.
BOB DYLAN