The world is filled with a bunch of cheaters and bad referees: Life isn't fair but almost nobody ever points it out.

The irony of it all is that, while most people don't want to die, generally, those same people want to go to heaven.

It's not that I'm lazy. I'm just prone to not working. At all. Ever.

Relationships based on dishonesty, lies,
Secrets and cheats R not only predicted
to fail but also a waste of precious time
and energie! U can’t fool yourself 4ever!

You can want me to do my job. Just don't expect me to.

The good thing about bad news is that it reaches in the last to the person it is about.