You think Bernadette Maguire killed him?â€
“Uh… no. She’s, like I said, she’s old.â€
“Old people can kill people too.â€
“I know, but…â€
“She could be a ninja.â€
“She’s not a ninja, for God’s sake. She’s somebody’s great grandmother.â€
“I want you to think carefully about this, Kenny. Have you ever seen her with a sword?â€
“What?â€
“How about throwing stars?â€
“This is ridiculous.â€
“Have you ever seen her dressed up as a ninja? That would have been my ï¬rst clue.â€
The girl sucked in her cheeks so she wouldn't laugh out loud.
— Derek Landy
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