You think Bernadette Maguire killed him?”<br />“Uh… no. She’s, like I said, she’s old.”<br />“Old people can kill people too.”<br />“I know, but…”<br />“She could be a ninja.”<br />“She’s not a ninja, for God’s sake. She’s somebody’s great grandmother.”<br />“I want you to think carefully about this, Kenny. Have you ever seen her with a sword?”<br />“What?”<br />“How about throwing stars?”<br />“This is ridiculous.”<br />“Have you ever seen her dressed up as a ninja? That would have been my first clue.”<br />The girl sucked in her cheeks so she wouldn't laugh out loud.