The world can't tell you who you are. You've just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.

You know, be able to do something great in your life, you're gonna have to realize your failures. You're gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.

You got to be careful of the company you keep.

My father told me 'Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.'

When you get out there on the mound, you've got what you've got, and you got to figure out a way to get outs.

If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher.