If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher.

I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.

I throw better than anybody in college and I can throw with anybody in the pros. There, that's what I think.

I love being famous - it's phenomenal.

I think JR would make a better President than the one we have now.

I think, to me, reality is better than being fake.