The whole world is strewn with snares, traps, gins and pitfalls for the capture of men by women

I don't know if there are men on the moon, but if there are they must be using the earth as their lunatic asylum

It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as possible

If you go to Heaven without being naturally qualified for it, you will not enjoy yourself there

One touch of Darwin makes the whole world kin.

When the military man approaches, the world locks up its spoons and packs off its womankind