If you go to Heaven without being naturally qualified for it, you will not enjoy yourself there

A drama critic is a man who leaves no turn unstoned.

The nations morals are like its teeth, the more decayed they are the more it hurts to touch them

We don't bother much about dress and manners in England, because as a nation we don't dress well and we've no manners

The whole world is strewn with snares, traps, gins and pitfalls for the capture of men by women

Martyrdom, sir, is what these people like; it is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability