The three ingredients of a successful union between two . . . humor, commitment & undying love.

Anyone can dabble, but once you've made that commitment, your blood has that particular thing in it, and it's very hard for people to stop you.

And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.

If you want to be seen, stand up.
If you want to be heard, speak up.
If you want to be appreciated, shut up.

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.

That's why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.