If you want to be seen, stand up.
If you want to be heard, speak up.
If you want to be appreciated, shut up.

And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.

That's why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.

And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go...'...if it hadn't been for his head...

The three ingredients of a successful union between two . . . humor, commitment & undying love.