The things that happen to me just make me more me.

oh that's right, you never lie unless your mouth is open and words are coming out of it

You picked a man who can read tax code and date a celibate for two years. That's some serious patience. I have zero doubt in my ability to wait you out. I have zero doubt that you're meant to be my girl.

People sin, Lena. People in love sin a lot. God invented sex. He knows how it works

Hail to thee Alabama, you verdant trollop.

Hail to thee, Alabama, thou verdant trollop!