oh that's right, you never lie unless your mouth is open and words are coming out of it

People sin, Lena. People in love sin a lot. God invented sex. He knows how it works

You picked a man who can read tax code and date a celibate for two years. That's some serious patience. I have zero doubt in my ability to wait you out. I have zero doubt that you're meant to be my girl.

{Summertime she speaks of winter, she eats ham, but speaks of beef, got a good man but, flirts with another. She might as well go to hell, cause she ain't gonna be happy in heaven either!}

Hail to thee Alabama, you verdant trollop.

The things that happen to me just make me more me.