The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven.

If anybody tells says you have to follow his or her #religion or you're going to hell, tell that silly ass to go to hell. Be well.

My imaginary pal up there, Mr. NOT, tells me it's my dog-damn ism to kick your illusory he-man's ass. Now, what do you say to that?

I shall tell you about God once you've reached your imaginary heaven. Then, give me a call.

Yeah, since you love such a hateful religion that demands killing people of other faiths, I know you're a good person. Oh hell, yeah.

An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up.