The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

My God, I'm outliving my henna

As a Child, Exercise was a Nearly Unconscious Effort; as an Adult, the Effort to Exercise Nearly makes me Unconscious.

How to do half-hour comedy innovatively is something I do pride myself on. We invented it with 'I Love Lucy.'

Be honest with yourself and lie to everyone else.

How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we'd profit from them.