My God, I'm outliving my henna

The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

How to do half-hour comedy innovatively is something I do pride myself on. We invented it with 'I Love Lucy.'

How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we'd profit from them.

I will never do another TV series. It couldn't top I Love Lucy, and I'd be foolish to try. In this business, you have to know when to get off.

A man who correctly guesses a woman's age may be smart, but he's not very bright.