The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bull shit.

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.

The king of comedy is dead. Richard Pryor was the king of comedy. The rest of them are the king of copycats.

I love edgy comedy. 'Coming to America' still gets me and 'Friday.' I watch old Richard Pryor stand-up on VHS, too.

I found a gray hair one of my testicles the today. No, it wasn't mine, but it's frightening.

I found a gray hair on one of my testicles today. No, it wasn't mine, but it's frightening.