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I found a gray hair on one of my testicles today. No, it wasn't mine, but it's frightening.
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LORD ALFRED TENNYSON No rival will steal away my sure love; that glory will be my gray hair.
SEXTUS PROPERTIUS After Chris' funeral I decided to grow my hair. Then a month later my uncle died of cancer. That was...
CHADD LITTLE ‘A child can play with its mother’s breasts, but not its father’s testicles’ – Guinea
GUINEAN PROVERB It is not by the gray of the hair that one knows the age of the heart.
EDWARD GEORGE BULWER-LYTTON It is not by the gray of the hair that one knows the age of the heart.
EDWARD G. BULWER-LYTTON I've tried doing so, for it was never my intention to paint only with gray. But in the course of...
ALBERTO GIACOMETTI I've tried doing so, for it was never my intention to paint only with gray. But in the course of my ...
ALBERTO GIACOMETTI Gray hair is God's graffiti.
BILL COSBY We make a good team. I think we're a good fit. But Paul's trivia questions are turning my hair gray,...
KEN KAL There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
P. G. WODEHOUSE There were a lot of things going on, ... I wasnt too happy. I wasnt going to play.
JASON CAMPBELL Turn him into a eunuch that wears his hair dressed, and into one that wears a hood! Then Indra with ...
ATHARVA VEDA I keep my hair gray, so I like silver and platinum. For women who dye their hair, they can wear what...
ELSA PERETTI “Your black hair feeds your Gray hair.”
KEGGAH CORNER My problem was that I was blond. There were no heroes with blond hair. Robert Taylor and Henry Fonda...
MICHAEL CAINE No one alive has been found today, only the dead.
JOSELITO RABI Gray hair is a sign of age, not of wisdom.
PROVERB Gray hair is a sign of age, not of wisdom.
GREEK PROVERB The ball had eyes and found its way through a bunch of people and inside the net. It was kind of str...
GREG VANNEY To my knowledge, no one has died from a cyberattack... but there is a gray area between peace and wa...
VALERIE PLAME I've had completely gray hair since, like, 30.
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LAURA GARRISON Gray hair is God's graffiti.
BILL COSBY Gray hair is God's graffiti
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KENNY ROGERS Its not a mission of mine to end the year No.1,
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ANDIE MACDOWELL Oh, I don't really know to this day. I was told they wanted a better drummer, I was anti-social, the...
PETE BEST I'm enjoying the aging process and the gray hair and the wrinkles.
CHRIS PINE I wasnt looking for anything when I found you & it somehow made me question what I wanted, was i...
NIKKI ROWE But, I still can't totally forgive Dave for blowing my world apart. DO YOU HEAR THAT, DAVE?!
K.M. SHEA Had I known but yesterday what I know today,
I’d have taken out your two gray eyes
And p...
TAM LIN NEVILLE Take my eyes, take my heartI need them no moreIf never again they fall uponthe one I so adore
DAVE MATTHEWS BAND My doors are locked, my windows are locked. I have my house locked when I'm in it and out of it. It'...
DEBRA SULLIVAN We grow gray in our spirit long before we grow gray in our hair.
CHARLES LAMB We grow gray in our spirit long before we grow gray in our hair.
CHARLES LAMB And sometimes we discuss frightening and troublesome animals that might be nearby, and this topic al...
LEMONY SNICKET I love to see old women. I love wrinkles. I love gray hair.
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TRACEE ELLIS ROSS Truth... and if mine eyes Can bear its blaze, and trace its symmetries, Measure its distance, and it...
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ROSECRANS BALDWIN Worry -- a God, invisible but omnipotent. It steals the bloom from the cheek and lightness from th...
BENJAMIN DISRAELI Worry - a God, invisible but omnipotent. It steals the bloom from the cheek and lightness from the p...
BENJAMIN DISRAELI Worry -- a God, invisible but omnipotent. It steals the bloom from the cheek and lightness from the ...
BENJAMIN DISRAELI My hair color is super important to my look because I feel like it helps kind of define who I am. It...
JUSTINE SKYE Normally, I have a rinse to take the yellow out of my gray hair. Gray hair doesn’t scare me. Neith...
DEB BAKER The North! the South! the West! the East! No one the most and none the least, But each with...
EDMUND VANCE COOKE Nothing and no one has been found.
BILL TOOHEY People that are 40, they don't sit around at talk about gray hair and how it covers their hair. ...
ANDIE MACDOWELL No one who ever had lessons would have a swing like mine.
LEE TREVINO All things are inconstant except the faith in the soul, which changes all things and fills their inc...
JAMES JOYCE I grasped two things: I wasn't as happy as I could be, and my life wasnt going to change unless I ma...
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TIM ROBBINS We call her our gray-hair baby. She's fearless.
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ADAM MCKAY Birds build - but not I build; no, but strain,/ Time's eunuch, and not breed one work that wakes. / ...
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RAINBOW ROWELL I created my lane. No one can ever run my lane because it's mine. I'm the Michael Jackson of...
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ALBERT SCHWEITZER Gel doesn't work in my hair because it has a life of its own.
TROY GARITY Like when I had long hair, you kind of got male attention from everything. But when you had short ha...
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MIKE COLTER I can laugh at peasants and townies chained all their lives to a tiny corner of the earth while I ro...
GLEN COOK Behold, this have I found, saith the preacher, counting one by one, to find out the account: / Which...
BIBLE I don't know if I have a favorite color.
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ROBIN LANIER Mine,” he whispered against my mouth. He kissed me again. “You are mine.”
In the ...
ELLE JASPER because to influence a person is to give one's own soul.
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ANGELA CARTWRIGHT I haven't had the best past with my father, but today we are reconciled. Today there is no record of...
DEDRICK D. L. PITTER I have no use for men who fail. The cause of their failure is no business of mine, but I want succes...
JOHN D. ROCKEFELLER I am a bit disappointed with it, but it served its purpose. There is no reason I felt pretty ordinar...
IAN THORPE a bird no one wants. he’s mine. my bird of pain. he doesn’t sing. that bird swaying on the bough...
CHARLES BUKOWSKI I thought I'd be edgy and dye my hair red. And I dyed my hair, like, Jessica Rabbit red. It kind...
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RICHELLE MEAD The paradox of life; I wish to have healthy long life. But no one wants to show the glory of the gre...
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA I envy the sensibility in Europe, appreciating beauty in women as they age. I'm going to go that...
RACHEL BILSON I've chosen my wedding ring large and heavy to continue forever. But exactly because of that all the...
CARMEN MIRANDA My dad had premature gray. I was always the one with the most energy, the one who continued to pract...
CAL RIPKEN, JR. I know every book of mine by its smell, and I have but to put my nose between the pages to be remind...
GEORGE GISSING I know every book of mine by its smell, and I have but to put my nose between the pages to be remind...
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DAVE REICHERT It's tough to go to sleep at night, and I wake up after five hours because I feel like I'm w...
DAVE GROHL I taught myself how to play the guitar, I taught myself how to play the drums, and I kind of fake do...
DAVE GROHL There's poetry in being the band that can sell out Wembley but also makes a record in a garage. ...
DAVE GROHL My mother was a public school teacher in Virginia, and we didn't have any money, we just survive...
DAVE GROHL Through Kurt I saw the beauty of minimalism and the importance of music that's stripped down.
DAVE GROHL Singing into a microphone and learning to play an instrument - learning to do your craft - that'...
DAVE GROHL My songwriting is like extending a hand to the listener.
DAVE GROHL I stopped doing drugs when I was 20. I was finished with drugs before Nirvana even started.
DAVE GROHL In this day and age, when you can use a machine or computer to simulate or emulate what people can d...
DAVE GROHL I've experienced great things, I've experienced great tragedies. I've done almost everyt...
DAVE GROHL Wow, I get to wake up again? Ok. You have to make good with what you've got.
DAVE GROHL I think people should feel encouraged to be themselves.
DAVE GROHL When you're young, you're not afraid of what comes next. You're excited by it.
DAVE GROHL Your personal history is a part of what happens with your hands and your head as you play music.
DAVE GROHL When there's so much left to do, why spend your time focusing on things you've already done,...
DAVE GROHL There's always gonna be rock n' roll bands, there's always gonna be kids that love rock ...
DAVE GROHL If there's one thing I'm good at, it's gathering people together to do something fun.
DAVE GROHL Guilt is cancer. Guilt will confine you, torture you, destroy you as an artist. It's a black wal...
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