The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding

Twenty years of romance makes a woman look like a ruin; but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building

Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree

What nonsense people talk about happy marriages! A man can be happy with any woman so long as he doesn't love her

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.

Man loves little and often: Woman much and rarely