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The play was a great success, but audience was a dismal failure.


George Bernard Shaw

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OSCAR WILDE The secret of forgiving everything is to understand nothing. -George Bernard Shaw.
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DAVID LOW Bernard Herrmann was a genius, a great, great composer.
MICHEL HAZANAVICIUS If Stephen King was a killer, he will be the best killer ever existed, check out his novels, check o...
DEYTH BANGER I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend ... if you have one." WINSTON S. CHURCHILL I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend ... if you have one." GEORGE BERNARD SHAW As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends lik...
OSCAR WILDE The war on drugs is not only a dismal failure, but it's a terribly destructive policy.
JACK COLE Her failure was a useful preliminary to success.
EDITH WHARTON We-Lyn Shaw, Norgie Hester and myself-went to see the inauguration the year George Bush was sworn in...
SHIRLEY LEINWAND The problem with communication…is the illusion that is has been accomplished.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The very first day we were there, ... I started getting notes in my box to call this Bernard Shaw.
WALTER CRONKITE The rules only applied to
people who couldn’t afford different rules.
CAMERON STRACHER You can't say from those numbers that anything was a failure, but it's not an outrageous success.
JOHN HARRINGTON I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure.
JEAN KERR Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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TERRY TEACHOUT When I visited JOSEPH LEWIS George W. Bush is not only a great president; he was a great candidate.
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ROBERT J. SAWYER I was a great admirer of George Lucas' work.
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GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Great Success never comes without failure.
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DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) A great man even when dead,his name will continue to elicit greatness for generations to come.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) The light of a great man shines for generations to come.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Who is a great man? A great man is a person whom people are dying to write books about.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation. •George Bernard Shaw It is better ...
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BERNIE BICKERSTAFF But we look back now, and we realize the Great Society was not a success.
ALPHONSO JACKSON Life's Irony;The poor though negative in thinking never want to hear failure in any venture they int...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Of course it has been a failure. If it was a success, we wouldn't have come to this.
GUAN YI quite a wild ride. It was great to be with the play as it progressed, and to see all the different f...
FREDERICK WELLER Well, you can't know it without something having been sneezed.
A.A. MILNE We'll be Friends Forever, won't we, Pooh?' asked Piglet.
Even longer,' Pooh answered.”
...
A.A. MILNE Failure is just a word. A word that keeps me motivated to achieve a great success in the future.
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MOHD ARIF HASHIM BAKHTIAR The first play I saw was a Samuel Beckett play which was great.
VAL KILMER Christmas was pretty dismal this year.
LADONNA SOMERS I thought Brand New was awesome! I only knew a few songs before I went but they put on a great show....
LAURA GORDON And the day came out... the mask was removed... and who was behind it?
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No Face... a pe...
DEYTH BANGER It was definitely a learning process. It was obviously the first time I was getting to play collegia...
MEGHAN RYAN When I thought about why I was sometimes reluctant to push myself, I realized that it was because I ...
GRETCHEN RUBIN When I got here (at West Jeff in 2002 following a sterling career at Archbishop Shaw), I heard there...
HANK TIERNEY It really is impossible not to like him. His success was his failure.
ARTHUR C. DANTO War does not determine who is right — only who is left.
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CHUCK MEAD Success and failure are greatly overrated. But failure gives you a whole lot more to talk about.
HILDEGARD KNEF Being shoved into the top-40 scene was an unusual experience. It was great I'd become accessible...
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ASHISH SOPHAT I was born to play baseball.
ROBERTO CLEMENTE Mohammed was not an apparent failure. He was a dazzling success, politically as well as spiritually,...
KAREN ARMSTRONG Part of my success was having a place to play as a kid.
DANTE HALL You must be willing to play with Failure before you reach Success.-RVM
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CHRISTINA ENGELA The success of the storytellers - we're only as good as what we can withhold from the audience. ...
B. D. WONG He was not a [Thomas] Jefferson or a [George] Washington. But he was a solid second-tier.
DICK CHEATHAM Art school had taught me it was far better to be a flamboyant failure than any kind of benign succes...
MALCOLM MCLAREN When he (Shaw) wrote 'Pygmalion,' he was really making a statement about social classes.
JOHN OLIVE We depend on the critics to give us a glimpse of what happened. Bernard Shaw championed Ibsen, who g...
DIANA RIGG We begin to fight. The wind and I. Horns locked. Battling each other with elements.
LAURA DOCKRILL Not too many people are - were as good as Bob Hope. George Burns was great at thinking, you know, on...
RICH LITTLE For me, the path of failure exceeded by far the joys of success. My plight was hopeless.
DOMINICK DUNNE Failure yesterday, failure today, failure tomorrow, at least I am a success at being a pessimist.
VIKRANT PARSAI Success, after all, loves a witness, but failure can't exist without one.
JUNOT DíAZ He's a great kicker, and you didn't feel too good, but we made a play. I though our special teams pl...
ANDY MCCOLLUM I was born and bred to be a great flirt.
CYBILL SHEPHERD I'm finding that success is way more time-consuming than failure ever was.
EMMA DONOGHUE The Endangered Species Act has been a dismal failure, and in 25 years the act has yet to bring a sin...
JONATHAN ADLER My success was not based so much on any great intelligence but on great common sense.
HELEN GURLEY BROWN Great things are rarely easy things. They are most often risky things, with just as great a chance f...
MIKE HUCKABEE It was a lot of fun to play today. It was a great day and a great crowd.
TOM KITE My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.
WOODY ALLEN Failure is a part of success.
HANK AARON A failure is success under-postponement.
JECON B. NADELA A requirement of success is failure.
JEFFREY BENJAMIN Elegance is not a dispensable luxury but a factor that decides between success and failure.
EDSGER DIJKSTRA The man who forms the habit of beginning without finishing has simply formed the habit of failure....
MRS. CHARLES E. COWMAN Failure is simply the non-presence of success. But a fiasco is a disaster of mythic proportions.
ORLANDO BLOOM I was really surprised with Will (Brown) and Andrew (Shaw).
REBECCA DAVIS A minute's success pays the failure of years.
ROBERT BROWNING

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GEORGE BERNARD SHAW An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW A miracle is an event which creates faith. That is the purpose and nature of miracles. Frauds deceiv...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they wa...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Put an Irishman on the spit and you can always get another Irishman to turn him.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW I showed my appreciation of my native land in the usual Irish way: by getting out of it as soon as I...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The seven deadly sins... food, clothing, firing, rent, taxes, respectability and children. Nothing c...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The greatest evils and the worst of crimes is poverty; our first duty, a duty to which every other c...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The camera can represent flesh so superbly that, if I dared, I would never photograph a figure witho...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The philosopher is Nature's pilot. And there you have our difference: to be n hell is to drift: to b...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW If there was nothing wrong in the world there wouldn't be anything for us to do.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Peace is not only better than war, but infinitely more arduous
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Patriotism is a pernicious, psychopathic form of idiocy.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were ...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW You'll never have a quiet world until you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Find enough clever things to say, and you're a Prime Minister; write them down and you're a Shakespe...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Independence? That's middle-class blasphemy. We are all dependent on one another, every soul of us o...
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