The people would rather have John A. drunk than Brown sober

When fortune empties her chamber pot on your head, smile and say We are going to have a summer shower.

Never write a letter if you can help it, and never destroy one!

Never write a letter if you can help it, and never destroy one!

It always rains the hardest right where I'm standing!

One person with a belief is equal to ninety-nine who have only interests.