Never write a letter if you can help it, and never destroy one!

When fortune empties her chamber pot on your head, smile and say We are going to have a summer shower.

Never write a letter if you can help it, and never destroy one!

The people would rather have John A. drunk than Brown sober

Sir, more than kisses, letters mingle souls. For, thus friends absent speak.

Only write to me, write to me, I love to see the hop and skip and sudden starts of your ink.