The paparazzi do what they do, man. They have a job, too.

People live too much of their lives on email or the Internet or text messages these days. We're losing all of our communication skills.

What you have to understand is that my thing is not glamour. I love stretch marks and C-section scars and all of that. I'm a grown man. You don't gotta put on no makeup with me.

What am I afraid of? The IRS. That's it. I don't want those people knockin' on my door, man.

Sometimes I think we're exposed to things we shouldn't be exposed to too early. I think that sets the tone to a person's whole life. Trauma.

You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a comedian. My job is like Archie Bunker.