You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a comedian. My job is like Archie Bunker.

I was an elementary school teacher.

I had a good English teacher in high school. He caught me saying nothing and shut me up real fast.

My mum is a school teacher and my dad is an electrician.

My dad was a high school teacher and made no money.

It's not our job to choose the best Sunday school teacher, like Jimmy Carter was. It's our job to choose who would defend and protect our nation, who would be the best president.